INT. ROSE’S BATHROOM - NIGHT
Rose relaxes in a bubble bath. The room is very steamy and she sighs in content. F, an anthropomorphic wolf suit appears sitting across from her wagging its tail.
F
Hey Rosie, how’ve ya been?
Rose groans in annoyance.
ROSE
What do you want F?
F grins and focuses on her half covered breast.
ROSE (V.O.)
This is F, a figment of my imagination. I’m not entirely sure of it’s gender but it’s been a pain in my ass for years.
F
You know exactly what I want.
It reaches under the water while a vibrating sound follows the water pulsing. F closes his eyes and begins panting. Rose looks at it with disgust.
ROSE
If you don’t stop I’m calling Q.
Q, a man with long black hair, golden rimmed glasses, jeans and flannel shirt appears and bows. His eyes are closed.
Q
You called.
ROSE
Yes, could you get rid of this thing please? I want to bathe in peace.
Q nods and snaps his fingers. A rope and bone saw appear in his hands as he beckons for him to get out of the tub.
Q
Come you abomination, we have work to do. Let Rose sit in her disappointment and failures in peace.
Rose rolls her eyes and F jumps out of the tub wagging its tail exited.
F
OO, are you going to use the pesticides again.
Q
Only if you are a good figment and leave Rose alone.
An iron door appears behind Q. It is open and inside is an operating table, tie downs, and a flame thrower.
ROSE
Damn it, now my water is cold.
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