Super Smash Bros. Wii U Drinking Game and Kirby Punch

I have finally purchased myself a Wii U and I must say, it was a really good idea. The select few games that I have for it are very entertaining, especially for my monthly parties. Once a month a few of my friends and I, go out to look at art in Scranton and then get back to my apartment, play video games, and then get shitfaced. We do this by playing drinking games and our newest one is for Super Smash Bros. The game that makes you hate your friends and FUCK YOU VILLAGER AND YOUR FLOATY BALLOONS AND TREE CUTTING! *coughs*  Anyway, the game is a lot of fun with a few new characters and a lot of the old ones that we have all come to love. The game is gorgeous and the controls are very smooth, but a little hard to get used to on the Wii U Game Pad. It's also really fun to make your own drinking game for it.

Super Smash Bros. Wii U Drinking Game

The game is very simple. Each placement at the end of the battle has to take that many drinks. An example would be if you are playing  with 5 players.

5th place takes 5 drinks
4th place takes 4 drinks
3rd place takes 3 drinks
2nd place takes 2 drinks
1st place takes 1 drink

Another rule is to drink on your first loss of life. If you want to play this game on expert mode, take a drink after every time you die.

The Kirby Punch

You will need:


1. Pouch of Malibu Rum Fruit Punch
2. Gingerale or Sprite depending on how sweet you like it
3. Cranberry Juice
4. Empty Condiment Bottle

How to make it.

1. Fill 3/4 of the condiment bottle with the Malibu Rum Fruit Punch.
2. Pour about 1 shot into the bottle
3. Add about 2 shots of Gingerale or Sprite
4. Close the lid
5. shake around but not too vigorously or else it will explode everywhere thanks to carbination
6. Drink by squiriting it into your mouth or sucking it out through the straw.

It has a very coconut aftertaste because of the rum and it mixes well with the punch. The drink definitely gives you a tropical feel and it's kind of fun drinking out of a condiment bottle.

*DRINK RESPONSIBLY AND HAVE FUN!*