Friday, January 9, 2015

Super Smash Bros. Wii U Drinking Game and Kirby Punch

I have finally purchased myself a Wii U and I must say, it was a really good idea. The select few games that I have for it are very entertaining, especially for my monthly parties. Once a month a few of my friends and I, go out to look at art in Scranton and then get back to my apartment, play video games, and then get shitfaced. We do this by playing drinking games and our newest one is for Super Smash Bros. The game that makes you hate your friends and FUCK YOU VILLAGER AND YOUR FLOATY BALLOONS AND TREE CUTTING! *coughs*  Anyway, the game is a lot of fun with a few new characters and a lot of the old ones that we have all come to love. The game is gorgeous and the controls are very smooth, but a little hard to get used to on the Wii U Game Pad. It's also really fun to make your own drinking game for it.

Super Smash Bros. Wii U Drinking Game

The game is very simple. Each placement at the end of the battle has to take that many drinks. An example would be if you are playing  with 5 players.

5th place takes 5 drinks
4th place takes 4 drinks
3rd place takes 3 drinks
2nd place takes 2 drinks
1st place takes 1 drink

Another rule is to drink on your first loss of life. If you want to play this game on expert mode, take a drink after every time you die.

The Kirby Punch

You will need:


1. Pouch of Malibu Rum Fruit Punch
2. Gingerale or Sprite depending on how sweet you like it
3. Cranberry Juice
4. Empty Condiment Bottle

How to make it.

1. Fill 3/4 of the condiment bottle with the Malibu Rum Fruit Punch.
2. Pour about 1 shot into the bottle
3. Add about 2 shots of Gingerale or Sprite
4. Close the lid
5. shake around but not too vigorously or else it will explode everywhere thanks to carbination
6. Drink by squiriting it into your mouth or sucking it out through the straw.

It has a very coconut aftertaste because of the rum and it mixes well with the punch. The drink definitely gives you a tropical feel and it's kind of fun drinking out of a condiment bottle.

*DRINK RESPONSIBLY AND HAVE FUN!*

Thursday, December 25, 2014

The Interview: Review

I want to talk about the movie The Interview by Seth Rogan. This movie has caused a lot of controversy for a good reason. People were going as far as giving out death threats to people that were going to see it. Now before the internet gets their panties in a bunch and talk about how it's just a movie and that it should only be viewed as a movie, or on the opposite standpoint, this movie is horrible and you are all going to start a war with it, I want to say I enjoyed this movie. Does it have it's flaws? Yeah. Does it make fun of a man that has more power than Superman in his country at this point? Oh definitely. Is  it funny and entertaining? Yeah, it was alright.

You see I feel like the movie is more hyped up by its controversy than it's actual story. If this was based on a fake leader that slightly resembled Kim Jung Un then people wouldn't be as anal about it. I want to look at it as a movie and cut away all of the controversy. The film's writing and its comedy is what I want to talk about, not the whole North Korea bit.

Let's start with the story. A famous interviewer and his producer get the chance of a life time to interview the leader of North Korea. The CIA decides this will be the perfect chance to send people in to assassinate him with out the US looking suspicious. The two are contacted and go along with the plan with a few set backs and shenanigans until their goal is completed. The story line is good there's a lot of funny moments and the jokes had me laughing but there was one thing  I did find a bit of an annoyance about the film. There were a lot of times where it followed a certain formula and made what was going to happen predictable. Skylark, the Interviewer, would come up with really stupid ideas that would be shot down by everyone, but then it ends up being what has to be done. There were also scenes earlier in the movie that was obviously going to happen again later during the interview. This isn't exactly bad, all of the jokes and ideas were silly and entertaining. The way they played out was great and kept me laughing but it still bothered me how predictable the whole movie was. It follows some well known tropes with the occasional surprise here and there.

I don't want to give away the jokes or spoil the movie. It really was a fun watch but it isn't a brilliant masterpiece. I recommend at least a rent while it's on Google Demand or whatever it's called. Personally if it ever goes on DVD I'm going to purchase it but if not I might get the digital, but no guarantees.


As usual I will give you a drinking game to go with the film. I don't have a drink for it yet but I believe a margarita would be the best choice.

1. Take a drink for every movie trope.
2. Take a drink for every sexual reference.
3. Take a drink for every pop song
4. Take a drink for every "Honey Potting/Dicking"



Enjoy, and as always drink responsibly! 

Friday, December 5, 2014

Mana Potion

Well I made a new delicious drink I must share with everyone. I call it Mana Potion. I have only ever made it in bulk so my recipe for it is mostly eyeballed and for a large pitcher. I then proceeded to pour it into a fancy creamer-esque container. I'm not sure what exactly that type of glass is called considering I bought it at Salvation Army for $.99. We aren't here to talk about my glassware though! You came here because you wanted to know about the liquified Fruity Pebbles that is this drink. 

What is needed:

  1. A large pitcher, I used one made for Iced Tea.
  2. A bottle of V8 Blueberry Pomegranate. 
  3. A 1 liter bottle of Blueberry Pomegranate Carbonated Water (I used CVS brand because it was cheep and I work there. You can use any other brand though and it should work the same.)
  4.  A bottle of Blue Curacao 
*Optional*
  • One 12 oz bottle of Smirnoff Blueberry Lemonade
How to make it:

  1. Pour half a bottle, or a bit more depending on how potent you want it, in a large pitcher
  2. Pour in the full bottle of Blueberry Pomegranate Water
  3. Finish off the pitcher with the Pomegranate V8
  4. Get a large spoon (I used a ladle) and mix it together 
  5. Pour into fancy glass
*Add in the complete contents of the Smirnoff before the V8 if you want to add it in.

This drink tastes exactly like Fruity Pebbles that have been turned into a sticky liquid. It does stain fabric because of all of the blue dye in it so be careful when making. The drink also turns your lips blue so it does bring back some childhood memories of blue popsicles at the same time.  It's best to drink this with a bunch of friends around a Video Game Console and drink every time one of you dies or loses the round.


*Drink RESPONSIBLY!*

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

The Adult Juicy Juice

Alrighty I've discovered something delicious and non-nutritious. I call it the adult juicy juice. One day while playing the Bleach (anime) drinking game  my boyfriend and I decided that we should mix our blue raspberry vodka with cranberry juice in our tiny little cocktail shaker we bought at CVS. After mixing it we preceded to fill a multitude of shot glasses with it and took a drink for every rule we had (I'll post them here at the end for you all to enjoy) and discovered that the two things mixed together make the most delicious version of the berry juicy juice I've ever tasted. Now to make this all you need is:

  • One cold bottle of Wave Blue Raspberry Vodka
  • One cold bottle of Any brand cranberry juice, I used Sure Saving brand
  • One cocktail shaker or two cups, as long as one cup fits inside the other. 
  • As much ice as you feel needed. 

* I say cold because the taste is better cold and it doesn't feel as sticky in your mouth =b

Now!

  1. Take your shaker/ smaller cup and put ice in it. 
  2. Fill have of that cup with the vodka. 
  3. Top it off with the cranberry juice. 
  4. Close shaker or put larger cup on top of smaller cup
  5. If using cups make sure nothing can get out of it and then shake it, (I've done it with cups that didn't fit well together... makes a giant mess and wastes precious booze)
  6. Pour it into shot glasses and enjoy! 
This is a very potent drink and you can decide just how much alcohol you want to use. The night we made this originally was a night where we intended to get severely hammered and we were after only 12 shots each. It was a lot of fun and it went down so smooth we could barely feel the alcohol. As for the game we played, we found a few rules on the internet and added a few of our own.

BLEACH! the drinking game

Each rule we took one shot for.
  • Rukia or Ichigo is said
  • Ichigo rushes into battle
  • Ichigo pulls down his hollow mask to win last second
  • Ichigo is saved by Rukia and then called a fool
  • Ichigo shows up in a kimono that is different than what he was wearing or was previously destroyed
  • Orihime is useless
  • Ichigo gets mad at Rukian and then gets his ass kicked
  • Bankai is said
  • When the attack name is announced before being used
  • Every time someone says damn. 
Well enjoy the drink and the game. Always drink responsibly and never under age! Know your limits and have fun ^.^ 

Thursday, December 19, 2013

Gallimaufry: Discovering God Scene

Lena lets out a cry of terror and Aaron cries in pain. Jaden runs forward and uses one shard of the mirror to see what he’s doing and the other to stab the beast. It screams and its attention is drawn away from Aaron. Lena grabs him and pulls him to his feet. They start running. Jaden starts to run with them, collecting some glass on his way.

When Jaden can no longer see the beasts in his mirror shard, the three stop for a quick rest close to Nerdfest. Lena examines Aaron’s wounds. He has teeth marks in his side, they are deep but not life threatening.

JADEN
Well at least we can now confirm that Doctor Phil is most likely the devil.
LENA
This isn’t time to be making jokes Jaden.
JADEN
I’m not joking, really. I was able to use the mirror to see the gallimaufry, and the only way you could do that is with the Mirror of Vanity crafted by the Devil himself.
AARON
That’s all fine and dandy, now that we can see ‘em. Now how do we kill ‘em?

Jaden takes out his phone and searches for a few minutes.

JADEN
It says that they can be killed by blades made and signed by God.

Lena stands up and walks into Nerdfest.

AARON
Hey where are you going?
LENA
We need blades with the word of god right?
JADEN
Yeah?
LENA
So, the only weapons we have that are signed, are signed by Stan Lee. Now who else can you imagine being God?

Aaron and Jaden exchange looks accusing her of being nuts.

LENA (CONT’D)
I know it sounds crazy, but what other choice do we have?
JADEN AND AARON
We could run.

Lena rolls her eyes.

LENA
These things will probably kill us when we get home. They don’t have a limit on where they go.

Both men sigh.

AARON
Alright, just let me sit for a minute.

Lena begins raiding through the different weapons signed by Stan Lee. She pulls out a KATANA, TWO SAIS, and a PAIR of CLAW GLOVES.

JADEN
Alright, Aaron you ready?
AARON
Are those Wolverine claws?
JADEN
Possibly, now take this and let’s go.
LENA
Way ahead of you boys.

Lena twirls the sai in her hands and starts walking. The boys get up and follow. Another growl from the beasts break through the air and the three gather back to back. They search with their mirror shards.

JADEN
It’s above!
LENA
There’s one coming straight for us.
AARON
Here comes that bastard that bit me.

A three on three battle begins. Glimpses can be seen through the mirrors as it goes on. Jaden stabs one through the heart and it falls over. It becomes visible with out the use of the mirror.

JADEN
Stab it in the heart!

Lena pulls back her arm and her blade connects with one of the Gallimaufry.
It falls before her feet dead.
Aaron thrusts his fist forward punching the claws into his opponents chest and it falls onto it’s back, dead.

AARON
How many more of these things are there?

He starts breathing heavily.

JADEN I saw three at the fashion stage.
AARON
I hope those are the only ones left.

They stay silent for a few moments, examining each other to see how badly they were wounded. 

LENA
Well you guys ready?
AARON
As ready as I can be, how about you Jaden?
JADEN
Same, let’s get this over with.

Sunday, December 15, 2013

Earthian Studies: Perfect van scene


festival going on and the road was packed. I sighed and leaned back in my seat. Traffic was practically at a stand still and my radio is still broken, so I have nothing to really entertain myself with. I stuffed my face full with candy and decided to kill the time by watching people in the park. There was a bunch of young Earthlings chasing those flying fluffy things. I think their called ducks. From behind me I heard a siren. I looked up into my rearview mirror and saw flashing red and blue lights.

            “Pull over!”

            A loud voice crackled out of the car behind me and I sighed. I pulled my car off to the side of the road. And parked the van. I rolled down my window and waited for the cop to get to my window. I’ve become familiar with this. I wasn’t surprised when the officer was in fact Leonard. This will be the fifth time I’ve had a problem with this guy. I think he has some sort of crush on me, or something. 
            “Do you know why I pulled you over?” the semi-plump man asked leaning into my window.

            “No officer, why did you sir?” I asked as calmly as possible.

            “Would you mind if I had a look in your van son?”

            “Go ahead.”

            I leaned back in my seat and listened as Leonard pulled the door of the van open. He let out a small gasp of horror.

            “Son, can you come here please.” Leonard demanded with a shaky voice.

            I unbuckled my seat belt and joined the man.

            “Explain all of this.”

            I stared at him in pure confusion, “What?”

            “What is the meaning of all of this! Why do you have a mattress in the backseat of your car, and a video camera, and a giant teddy bear?”

            “Well it’s exactly what it looks like.”

            “WHAT?”
           
            “Yeah. I just picked up this mattress from my cousin’s friend because he was moving and didn’t want it any more. I figured I’d get rid of it for him since I’m the only one with a car big enough to transport it.”

            “How about the bear?”

            “It’s for my Aunt Janet. Today is her birthday and she loves bears so I got her a giant teddy.”

            Leonard stared at me in thought and had a look of annoyance on his face.

            “Then what about the video camera?”

            “I’m in charge of making a dvd for their home movie collection. I decided to buy a new camera because my Uncle’s is still doing VHS and I heard HD is a lot better.”

            “How about that shovel?”

            “I keep it for emergencies.”

            “Emergencies?”

            “Yeah, if I hit an animal I don’t like to just leave it in the middle of the road so I drag it off and burry it.”

            Leonard raised an eyebrow.

            “You burry it?”

            I scoffed.  “Wouldn’t you want to be buried instead of left in the middle of the road I mean honestly?”

            Leonard ignored my question and asked another.

            “What about the chain and the duct tape.”

            “If I ever need to be towed out of a ditch I have the rope, and if a piece of my car falls off I have duct tape. Didn’t you see my bumper?”

            Leonard examined the bumper that was being held up by a large quantity of the tape and turned to me. He stared for a few minutes and then closed the door of the van.

            “Alright smart guy, explain this.” He pointed at the sign. I rolled my eyes and stared at the man.

            “Sir seriously? If you saw that wouldn’t you want it?”

            Leonard continued to stare. Anger and annoyance was written all over his face.

            “BUT YOU ARE SITTING OUTSIDE OF THE PARK!”

            “Sir,” I paused to add a little bit of a dramatic affect, and because I couldn’t believe this man was so stupid, “I’ve been stuck in traffic.”

            Silence stretched between us. I don’t understand what the big deal would have been anyway.

            “But the bed, and the bear, and the camera and the candy,”

            “Candy is delicious sir. Would you like some? I think I have a piece of taffy you can have. Just don’t take the candy corn, those are my favorite!” I reached into the passenger side window and pulled out the bag, offering it to him.
            “NO!” He let out a cough and calmed himself. “No I don’t want any candy. Just get out of here.”

            “Thanks. See ya later sir,” I called and jumped into the drivers seat. Safely I merged into traffic and slowly inched my way home.

Friday, December 13, 2013

Thinning the Herd: Bathroom Scene

INT. ROSE’S BATHROOM - NIGHT

Rose relaxes in a bubble bath. The room is very steamy and she sighs in content. F, an anthropomorphic wolf suit appears sitting across from her wagging its tail.

F
Hey Rosie, how’ve ya been?
Rose groans in annoyance.
ROSE
What do you want F?
F grins and focuses on her half covered breast.
ROSE (V.O.)
This is F, a figment of my imagination. I’m not entirely sure of it’s gender but it’s been a pain in my ass for years.
F
You know exactly what I want. 

It reaches under the water while a vibrating sound follows the water pulsing. F closes his eyes and begins panting. Rose looks at it with disgust.

ROSE
If you don’t stop I’m calling Q.

Q, a man with long black hair, golden rimmed glasses, jeans and flannel shirt appears and bows. His eyes are closed.

Q
You called.
ROSE
Yes, could you get rid of this thing please? I want to bathe in peace.
Q nods and snaps his fingers. A rope and bone saw appear in his hands as he beckons for him to get out of the tub.
Q
Come you abomination, we have work to do. Let Rose sit in her disappointment and failures in peace.
Rose rolls her eyes and F jumps out of the tub wagging its tail exited.
F
OO, are you going to use the pesticides again.
Q
Only if you are a good figment and leave Rose alone.

An iron door appears behind Q. It is open and inside is an operating table, tie downs, and a flame thrower.

ROSE
Damn it, now my water is cold.